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The Dallas Connection
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by Monarch Home Video
Sales Rank: 15145
Price: $14.95

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Something about Sidaris flicks they're the ones you see late night on HBO and wonder if HBO is turning into a porn channel. They're the ones Blockbuster created a special "hot action" rental section for. They're also a showcase for some gorgeous models. They can't act, but who cares!<p>Of the Sidaris flicks I've seen this one has the nicest looking ladies. Haven't seen it yet, but Savage Beach may be a winner too from the looks of the cast list. Remember, we aren't talking acting ability here.<p>I disagree with the other viewer who says the son's flicks are better than dad's. Christian spends way too much time trying to create an actual storyline. Who we kidding here?? My dream movie would be where either someone's taking their top off or somethings "blow'd up" (E-trade style) every five minutes. Hard Hunted is probably the closest movie in this respect. I swear, I'm gonna make my dream movie one day and laugh all the way to the bank (like Sidaris!)<p>What a life, eh? Film gorgeous women all day, then wrap a feeble plot around race cars, boats and vacation spots so you can write off all your hobbies and vacation expenses to Uncle Sam. Brilliant!
Viewer Reviews If you've seen this kind of film before, you're going to get exactly the same thing. Lots of very nice, busty girls (Julie Smith - wow!) take their clothes off for no reason, other than it makes guys happy. There are some pretty buff guys for the girls and some bad acting for everyone. And I mean VERY bad.Overall, this isn't a bad film - no shocks, no surprises and you can see the twists coming a mile away. Odd little bits in the film made me laugh; people getting the use of the words anagram and acronym mixed up and foliage being pronounced "foilage". Thank goodness there were no libraries, nuclear reactions and nothing happened in February. If you want something Pacino, De Niro or James Woods would appear in, steer well clear of this. If you want a Friday night film to have a few beers with - you could do a lot worse. Once again: Julie Smith - WOW!
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