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Deathstalker 3
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by Avid Home Ent
Sales Rank: 9087
Price: $9.98
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OK if your familiar with the Deathstalker movies you know what to expect. Now then this movie is quite good for the fact that although there is magic this is the only Deathstalker movie that does not have wolf-headed or orc monsters in it. Just midieval men fighting to the death. John Allen Nelsons' Deathstalker is more positive and charasmatic then the almost evil Rick Hill (who was and will always be the original Stalker). Tounge and Cheek of course but what kind a movie would it be if it wasn't.There is a problem with one seen however. When Deathstalker escapes from the potatoe farm the video got all scrambled like when you try to watch a premium movie channel on cable that you cant get. Thinking that there was something wrong with my tape I sent it back got a new one and the same thing happened on the same spot. Another funny thing is Boris (the man who was hired to draw the poster for the movie) drew a picture of Rick Hill (star of Deathstalker 1&2)instead of John Nelson. Oh well these can be looked over if your in the mood to watch a fun midieval movie with violence (and yet not a drop of blood)and nudity
Viewer Reviews
"Deathstalker and the Warriors from Hell" is one of the reasons why the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences is finicky with giving gold statues to the entire fantasy genre. It's laughably bad,and luckily,MST3K masterfully ripped this one. It won't get an Oscar,but it does get a viewing on the Satellite of Love!
The "hero",Deathstalker (John Allen Nelson) is a greedy,gluttonous womanizing thief. The cover art depicts him as muscular and brawny--he isn't. He's an idiotic dweeb who's entrusted with protecting three women (two end up dead) He battles an evil bald hero who delivers his lines haltingly,and his sidekick is a wizard who's a bargain basement Gandalf. Deathstalker has to find three jewels to find the legendary "City of Treasure." But he doesn't mind being obnoxious with the ladies. (Yes,Deathstalker has the power to render people asexual!) In the end, good triumphs thanks to a really stupid closing battle.
"Deathstalker" has its highlights-- when the hero gets tortured with an electrical necklace on his perfectly waxed chest (even his pits are hairless),or the bad guy jumping out of his bubble bath to greet his zombie warriors. There's the Potato Lady&her daughter who have hair like Patti LaBelle and eat grossly. The princess has her own dwarf (later,she bares her midriff) "Deathstalker" is a wonderfully bad movie! It's worth watching... with Mike Nelson and the 'bots.
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